A Humanitarian Request for Jihad John


Satire by John W. Lillpop

Jihad John is giving the evil  practice of beheading a very bad name: By recently loping off the heads of three westerners, all white males, JJ is fostering the image of ISIS as a racist, sexist cult; one desperately in need of diversity training.

This bigotry is not likely to be addressed by throat-cutting Muslims in the JJ circle of friends and sphere of influence. 

After all, bigotry is just the way ISIS is!

Still, as one who holds on to the fragile hope that JJ can be redeemed, this Infidel has a proposal which could give  ISIS a brand new public image while opening great new frontiers for decapitations.

Specifically, why not expand your murderous ways to include female dim wits, JJ?

I have in mind the personage of Nancy Pelosi, who shares your passion for killing humans. One major difference, though, is that Pelosi’s, subjects are unborn, innocent babies and her procedure—known as Pro-choice abortion—is done in private, while the babes are still in the would-be mother’s body.

All of which makes the Pelosi murders less messy in terms of bloody scenes, but which also makes video production problematic, if not impossible.

Making Nancy Pelosi your next project, JJ, would gain you world attention and fame, even praise throughout the Infidel nations. It might even earn you consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize–similar to the phony award made to Barack Obama in 2009.

Furthermore, the task would be relatively easy, given the fact that the Pelosi cranium is completely empty.

Take this advise, JJ: Get Pelosi and show the world that ISIS is an equal opportunity killer and inclusive as can be!

Allah willing, of course!
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Nancy Pelosi: GOP Could Jeopardize “Civilization as We Know It”  

By John W. Lillpop

Democrat Nancy Pelosi, who vehemently claims to be non-partisan, and a non-fear monger advocate for all of humankind, except the unborn, has dire warnings for those whom might be tempted to vote Republican in November.

As reported at the reference, Pelosi made headlines with yet another outrageous statement wrapped in partisan nonsense and bizarre fear mongering:

On the one hand, California U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi claims that Democrats are not “fear-mongers;” on the other hand, she believes civilization is doomed if Republicans take control of the Senate from Democrats in November.
The former speaker of the House made those dramatic, incongruous statements on “Real Time with Bill Maher,” which aired live from Washington, D.C. Friday.
Maher asked Pelosi about recent polling which shows that the GOP is likely to take over the upper chamber and asked, given gridlock in Washington, why it matters that Democrats keep control.
“It would be very important for the Democrats to retain control of the Senate,” Pelosi told Maher. “Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.”

This from a left-wing extremist who, every time she opens her daft mouth, reminds the world why the symbol of the Democrat Party is appropriately recognized as The Ass, as in donkey.

Apparently, Pelosi is content with things as they under the stewardship of Barack Obama and Harry Reid and their affiliated Marxist tyrants, which have given America:

( )War with ISIS and the threat of World War 111;

( )New Cold war with Russia;

( )Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Ukraine;

( )Aggressive behavior by China which could lead to armed conflict;

( )Invasions from 3rd world through unsecured southern border

( )Chronic underemployment/unemployment;

( )Devastating deficits;

( )Obamacare disaster;

( )Obama-created energy crisis;

( )Failed education system;

( )Loss of freedom of free speech and religion; and

( )Loss of US prestige and influence throughout the world.

So, yes, listen to Ms. Pelosi and vote Democrat and watch the entire world dissipate into oblivion!

Fact: Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama and the gaggle of Democrats in Washington are the greatest threat known to the future of the human species!


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The Donald’s Terrific Offer to The One!

John W. Lillpop
On the day after Barack Obama’s dismal speech concerning ISIS, many Americans are desperately in search for a solution to the O problem….the Obama problem.
Surely we can do better. By now it is clear to all who will see, that Barack Obama is unsuited to be Commander-in-Chief of the United States, or to be in any position of influence that requires native intelligence and at least some common sense.
Taking responsibility is just not Obama’s strong suit—he much prefers blaming others for all bad things.
What to do? How are we supposed to survive the challenges of ISIS, Vladimir Putin, and Mexican illegals with Obama in the Oval Office?
Is there no hope?
Alas, from the great Donald Trump comes a solution that may save America and our democracy.
As reported:
After Barack Obama was turned down by numerous golf clubs in NY over Labor Day weekend including one of Donald Trump’s clubs, the billionaire has offered Obama free golf for life if the golf-a-holic president resigns office, effective immediately.
FREE GOLF for life, Barack!  Just gather Michelle and your daughters and vacate the Oval Office NOW, and a lifetime of free golf is yours!
By getting the hell out now, The Donald may even arrange another phony “peace prize” for your sorry self!
GO AWAY, Barack!
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Obama’s Delusional Insanity Persists: “ISIS Not Islamic”

By John W. Lillpop

Barack Obama continues to be in a deep state of denial with regard to the basic nature of ISIS and Islam, despite recent decapitations and horrendous stories of murder and mayhem from Iraq and Syria.

As reported at the reference:

In his prime-time speech to the nation on the eve of the 13th anniversary of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, President Obama vowed to “degrade and destroy” the Islamic State insurgency in Iraq and Syria with air strikes and 475 U.S. boots on the ground – but he also made a particular point of declaring that the Islamic State terrorists “are not Islamic.”
“Now let’s make two things clear: ISIL is not Islamic,” Obama said, speaking from the state floor of the White House residence. “No religion condones the killing of innocents, and the vast majority of ISIL’s victims have been Muslim.”
He added, “And ISIL is certainly not a state. It was formerly al-Qaida’s affiliate in Iraq, and has taken advantage of sectarian strife and Syria’s civil war to gain territory on both sides of the Iraq-Syrian border. It is recognized by no government, nor the people it subjugates. ISIL is a terrorist organization, pure and simple. And it has no vision other than the slaughter of all who stand in its way.”

One is reminded of other Obama administration declarations which have proven completely false, such as “The war on terror is over,” and Joe Biden’s outrageous view that the Iraq war is one of “the great achievements of the Obama administration.”

Such attitudes are particularly dangerous when dealing with ISIS, which has been described by Defense Secretary Hagel as “beyond just a terrorist group” and “beyond anything that we’ve seen.”

Just who in the hell does Obama think these ISIS thugs are? A gaggle of wayward Catholic boys? Or confused Jewish killers?

Clearly, Mr. President, ISIS killers are Islamic, through and through!

Allah is their God!

It was Obama’s refusal to accept the truth about Islam that led to his foolish withdrawal from Iraq which has led to the creation of the monster known as ISIS.

Given the fact that Obama is still charmed by memories of the evening “calls to prayer” by Muslims, it is clear that he is incapable of objective and intelligent judgment.

The United States Congress must confront the President and encourage him to step down.

The stakes are too high to leave the war on ISIS in the hands of a Muslim sympathizer!

Read more at Obama: Islamic State ‘is not Islamic’
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Eric Holder to Investigate Ferguson in Light of Ray Rice Violence?



By John W. Lillpop

While Americans feign shock, disgust, and surprise at the video which shows former NFL star Ray Rice using his lady as a punching bag and then dragging the unconscious woman around by the hair, the ignored truth needs to be spoken: 

As brutal and viscous as the Rice assault was, it is by no means an unheard of incident in the African-American community, where woman are frequently the victims of domestic violence, including murder.

In fairness, one must ask: Where are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, and, for that matter, Eric Holder with regard to the Ray Rice assault?

Or are African-American males who also happen to be superstar athletes exempt from community outrage and the jaws of justice simply because of their race, athletic stardom, AND because the victim is female?

Rather than marching off to Ferguson, Missouri in search of white police officers to pummel, why is Eric Holder not looking into examples of brutality and violence by black men against black women there?

And while you are at it, why not take a look at Chicago and the notorious murder rate and violence index in Barack Obama’s former stomping grounds, Mr. Attorney General?

Is there a pattern of black men on black women crime which needs the attention of the DOJ, sir? 

Eric Holder and Barack Obama are allegedly advocates for justice, especially when it comes to mistreatment of black people. But is that concern less intense when the perpetrators are black, male, and world-class athletes?

As black leaders struggle to “heal” the black community, leaders and law enforcement authorities need to point out, with vigor, the cultural problems (unmarried births, violence, and misogamy) all too common with Eric Holder’s “my people.”

As difficult as it may be to admit, Mr. Attorney General, you may discover that not all travails in the black community can be blamed on white racism!

The question: Are you and the president men enough to be honest with your brothers and sisters?
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Looking Forward to Obama Strategy? Don’t Be Silly!



By John W. Lillpop

When, and if, Barack Obama gets out of his tan suit and off the golf course(s) long enough to pay attention to the chaos dominating world affairs, most of which is due to his own immaturity, arrogance, faulty judgment, laziness, and pro-Islamic sympathies, perhaps The One will, at long last, announce the US strategy for dealing with ISIL, Vladimir Putin and the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and the invasion of the American homeland via the unsecured southern border with Mexico.

Just what can anxious Americans expect from the reluctant leader of the free world in these most perilous of times? 

Will the Obama “strategy” put ISIL and Russian thugs on notice that America will rally behind the banner of justice and freedom in order to defeat throat-cutting religious freaks from the 7th century, and stifle a wily communist dictator seeking to return the “evil empire”  AKA, the USSR, to its former glory and deplorable past?

Will Obama reassert America as a land where the rule of law prevails, and where borders actually mean something?

Whatever it’s composite flavor, one can safely assume that the Obama strategy will be loaded with soaring, but otherwise meaningless, rhetoric, vulgarly long on pomposity, yet tragically short on substance.

So, too, will The One use the occasion of the coming out of the Obama strategy to engage in self-aggrandizement and pointing the finger so as to remind Americans that all problems, past, present, and future, originated in the dreary days of the Bush presidency, and that the only bright spots in world affairs are because of the Intellectual and Moral leadership provided by Barack Obama.

Citing the brutal beheading of yet another American journalist as evidence, Obama will remind the world that, despite his best efforts, GITMO remains open and is a major cause of Islamic knife-wielding savagery.

In short, Obama will double down on his proposal to evacuate GITMO. He will also urge tolerance and understanding of Muslims and their peculiar “religion of peace!”

Some strategy, huh?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

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Putin, “I Can Take Kiev in Two Weeks”: Obama, No Strategy Yet!

By John W. Lillpop

Russian President Vladimir Putin is showing signs that the sanctions and other aggressive initiatives pursued by Barack Obama are having an impact—but mostly in the wrong direction as far as America is concerned!

Despite Obama’s full-court press, Putin is growing more incorrigible and hostile.  For example, in response to Obama’s urgent warnings about Ukraine, Putin invaded without batting an eye.

Thus emboldened, the communist dictator is now openly taunting European leaders and Obama by threatening to “take Kiev in two weeks”:

As reported at the reference:

Vladimir Putin has boasted to European leaders that his forces could sweep into Kiev in two weeks if he wanted. The Russian president reportedly made the threat to the European Commission president during talks on the Ukraine crisis.

Mr. Putin told Jose Manuel Barroso: “If I want to, I can take Kiev in two weeks,” Italy’s La Repubblica newspaper reported, implying this could be the result if the EU stepped up sanctions against Russia.”

Meanwhile, Barack Obama is preparing a statement about Putin’s threatening statement. White House aids, speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed that Obama intends to issue his statement within two weeks, or right after Putin takes Kiev, whichever comes later.

Sadly, THAT is the Obama strategy, patriots!

I can take Kiev in two weeks, Vladimir Putin warns European leaders – Telegraph
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