30-Day Notice to Barack Obama: Termination of Employment

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
 
By John W. Lillpop
 
 
October 6, 2012

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.

 

Attention: Barack Obama

Dear Mr. President:

Although this notice is not required by WARN or other Congressional mandate, in keeping with professional standards of common decency and transparency, we feel it appropriate to advise you that your employment with the US government is in serious jeopardy, and may very well be terminated by We the People on November 6, 2012.

Should your employment, in fact, be terminated, you will have until January 20, 2013 to remove your personal effects, and those of your family, from the Oval Office and residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

By law, the White House must be vacated and in shovel-ready status for the incoming President (Mitt William Romney) by high noon on January 20.

There is no appeals process: The decision of We the American people is final.

Please return all White House keys and locks to the on-duty security guard outside the Oval office. Bring the nuclear football with you to the Inauguration of President-elect Romney.

We would like to report that the past four years have been a pleasure; however, the word honesty precludes us from doing so.

Best wishes to Michelle and the girls for the days and years to follow.

Sincerely,

WE THE PEOPLE
From Sea to Shining Sea

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