Swine Alert: Gloria Allred Plots “October Surprise” for Mitt Romney?

By John W. Lillpop

Is Gloria Allred, Queen of slime and a venerable Democrat loyalist, about to do what President Obama cannot: Bring down Mitt Romney with an embarrassing revelation just days before the election?

According to the report at Reference 1, that is exactly what the old and weathered Allred has up her bloody sleeve:

Republicans are bracing themselves for Gloria Allred to make a potentially damaging revelation about Mitt Romney, just weeks before the election.

The pro-President Obama lawyer is rumored to be preparing for her so-called ‘October surprise’ in which she will strike the Republican presidential hopeful’s chances by unearthing some sort of secret or scandal.

Ms Allred has refused to comment on the rumors, which first surfaced in a tweet by the Drudge Report’s Matt Drudge on Thursday.

‘Here she comes. Hearing Gloria Allred out there again, about to make a move. After all, it’s her time of the campaign. Team O at the ready!!’ Mr. Drudge wrote on Twitter.”

As most Americans now know, Mitt Romney is the quintessential “Mr. Clean” when it comes to personal behavior and moral standards.

Thus, it is not likely that Romney has undisclosed sexual skeletons in his closet, right?

Romney is also highly regarded as honest and ethical in business. Not likely that he is involved in financial swindling or fraud.

Harry Reid ready played the Tax Lie Card against Romney, said lie fully discredited and filed under, “Harry Reid lies from the floor of the US Senate, Part 704.”

So, just what could it be?

Some possibilities:

( )Did Romney round off his annual tithes in a manner that benefited him more than the LDS coffers? Perhaps he only paid $5.5 million in year X when he could have been liable for $5.5002 million?

( )Did Romney take an LDS hymnal home and not return it for more than 120 days, racking up $2.43 in late fees?

( )While on his Church mission in France 40 years ago, did Romney use deceptive and misleading words to lure innocent frogs into the LDS baptismal font?

Barring verification of one of these potential offenses, Gloria Allred has nothing to go on.

Perhaps the prudent thing to do is to ignore Allred and her hate speech against the next president?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220526/Republicans-bracing-October-surprise-Gloria-Allred-prepares-Romney-revelation.html#ixzz29qvemXrv

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