By John W. Lillpop
In one of the most outrageous political fairy tales ever spun to prey on the sympathies of voters will big hearts, but incredibly small, dysfunctional brains, multi-millionaire Hillary Rodham Clinton, a lifelong Democrat and congenital liar for even longer, sought to win the affections of the American people by portraying herself and spouse Bill Clinton as “dead broke” victims following the Clintons’ eight-year abuse of the White House from 1992-2000.
The former first lady and brass-knuckles competitor for the top job in the White House come 2016 made the following remarks in an interview that aired on ABC News last Monday.
“We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt,” Clinton told ABC News. “We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. You know, it was not easy.”
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poor baby, Hillary!
Fact is, the former first lady and her philandering husband, ex-President William Jefferson Clinton, suffered awful financial setbacks as a result of Bill Clinton’s inability to curb his voracious appetite for sexual rendezvous with young, female underlings, a delicate situation which, when practiced too regularly and without sufficient adult discretion, is often translated into “Sexual Harassment” in lawsuits and Articles of Impeachment.
In the case of Bill Clinton, said abuses allegedly took place whilst Slick held executive power in the Arkansas governor’s mansion, and later, in that secluded little back room off the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, which made the name Monica Lewinsky and tell-tale spots on a blue dress historical artifacts of the Clinton Presidency.
Sexual harassment can be a very costly transgression as Bill and Hillary Clinton learned first-hand when they wrote out a check for $850,000 to Paula Jones in exchange for her agreement to drop a sexual harassment lawsuit against the Slick One.
The Clintons, though, ultimately did all right for themselves, and quickly — Bill Clinton almost immediately hit the speaking circuit, making millions along the way.
By 2009, when Hillary Clinton was preparing to join President Obama’s administration as secretary of State, the Clintons’ wealth was somewhere between $10 million and $50 million.
But perhaps Hillary has a point: Maybe the White House is too tough on boomers approaching the big 70?
Thus, Hillary, may we suggest that you shelter yourself and Slick from another round of abuse at the White House?
Just say NO to 2016, Hillary, and all will be forgotten, if not forgiven!