By John W. Lillpop
As expected, massive numbers of non-English speaking outlaw aliens descended on California Motor Vehicle offices during the first week of January to claim one of the most precious rewards one can earn by invading and squatting in America: A Drivers’ license!
Outlaws came by the thousands to the licensing offices because Democrat politicians installed a new state law that allows illegals to secure drivers’ licenses in the Golden State. Thus, even though the outlaws are not in the state legally, California foolishly gives them drivers licenses that will further clog the already crowded, and damn near impassable, highways and byways.
Environmentally concerned Conservatives pointed out that all those additional cars on the roadways would surely add to the global warming crisis. But since we are talking about mostly Hispanic drivers, Democrats decided that the environment can go straight to the living hell!
You see, brown trumps green here, especially when it comes to Democrat votes!
As with most progressive solutions, this hair-brain scheme exposed an intractable problem: In large numbers, Hispanic illegals could not pass the simple written test required to get a license.
But not to worry: Hispanic racists immediately screamed that testing in English was blatantly racist and illegal!
However, it turns out, the tests were administered in Mother Spanish for those who have psychological problems with learning, or using, English, which, by the way, is California’s official language.
Nonetheless, even with the simple tests delivered in Spanish, about 50 percent of the outlaw applicants failed the simple test.
Panic ensued among La Raza activists and white Democrats as it looked as though the effort to license future Democrat voters would crash.
Always on the make for the cause of Hispanic illegal aliens, Democrat politicians began working on a solution.
The best alternative so far appears to be a proposal that would grant a conditional license to any illegal alien who can prove that he or she is a registered Democrat and is committed to vote Democrat for life.
This Conditional License would expire at the time of the drivers’ death, or upon proof that the driver voted for a Republican or Independent in any election.
Once again, Justice denied, but celebrated as Democracy in action!